Shh! Jesus is watching!!!

Scene: we're walking through the church parking lot this morning.

Mom: Holy shit, it's hot.

Me: You can't say shit here! Jesus can hear you better!

Mom: Well, I said holy...

A real post will come soon. Eventually.

E as in Emotional Warfare!

The Scene: Middle School Band Rehearsal.

Band Director: OK, we're going to start back at E.

Flute player: D or E?

Band Director: E as in...elephant...Edward. E as in Edward!

Half the class, mostly those with longer hair holding woodwinds: Yes! Edward!

The other half of the class, mostly those with short hair: NOOOO!!!

Band Director: Confused face.

One Oblivious Trumpet Player: What's wrong with Edward?

Percussionist: He steals our girlfriends!!!