Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

The Scene: Amanda is in the McDonald's bathroom stall. Small child and mother come into the bathroom. Small child knocks on stall door.

Amanda: Someone's already in here.

Child: (pauses.) You're already in there?

Amanda: Yes, I'm already in here.

Child: (whispering to her mother) There's already someone in there!

Mother: Right. Let's not bother her.

Child: I wanna see what her face looks like!

Mother: You don't need to see what her face looks like, sweetie.

Child: But...but I think...(pauses, deep in thought.) I think she looks like...like...Spongebob.

Guess my voice was sounding exceptionally square and porous yesterday...